Author: Taylor Barstad

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why was that policeman down here?” -Mr. Anderson “He’s…an old friend of mine. He was in the neighborhood, and decided to drop by and come see me.” -Diane “Oh, who is he? Maybe I know him.” -Mrs. Anderson I…I doubt it.” -Diane “So do I.” -Mr.…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Ah hah!” -Diane “What?” -Mark “That necklace!” -Diane “Isn’t a honey? It’s a replica of the Princess’s Pride. You know, the one that was stolen from the museum a few weeks ago.” -Mark “A replica, huh?” -Diane “Yeah. You’d be surprised how many people are interested…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “We thought we’d come and introduce ourselves.” -Mr.Anderson “What do you mean, we? It was my idea to come down here.” -Mrs. Anderson “Well, it was my idea to bring the newspaper. You never would have thought of bringing the newspaper.” -Mr. Anderson “Hog wash! I…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is there anything here that you’d want to buy?” -Mark “Maybe later. I really have to get going on my novel.” -Diane                        “Yeah, you have that two month deadline.” -Mark “How did you know? I…