Author: Taylor Barstad

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Hello? I’d like to place an order.” -Bill “You have to place an order for help?” -Margy                                                          …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “So that’s what you think I was doing. Trying to pawn a line off on you.” -Bill “That’s exactly what I think.” -Margy “I don’t suppose it would do any good to try and deny it?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose it would.” -Margy “All right…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Please don’t try to fix my car.” -Margy “What? Why not?” -George “No offense, but the last time you tried to save me a few bucks, it ended up costing me three months worth of my paycheck, just to undo what you did.” -Margy    …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I think this watch stopped working.” -George “Why don’t you take it to Ellen’s father? He has a jewelry store. I’m sure he could fix it.” -Margy “Is he any good?” -George “I’ll say he is. Not to mention he has the most beautiful line of…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Frankly, I was a bit surprised when I heard that George wasn’t coming with us.” -Bill  “I don’t see why. After all, George is a very busy man. He can’t just take off for a whole week at a second’s notice.” -Margy “I suppose not. Still,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why did you hit me in the head with your ski?” -Bill “I didn’t mean to.” -Margy “Well, that’s something, anyway.” -Bill “What were you doing?” -Margy “I was trying to get that ski off your foot!” -Bill “Not like that you don’t. I already have…