Author: Taylor Barstad

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “No wonder Mr. Thompson wanted to redecorate. This painting is ridiculous.” -Joan “That painting just happens to be a Ruineré original, worth over two hundred thousand dollars.” -Roger “I wouldn’t count on that. Anyway, that doesn’t change the fact that it just doesn’t belong in this…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:   “What’s the problem this time, Mr. Lawson? You said something about the wrong painting?” -Joan  “Yes! Instead of that one painting we ordered for Mrs. Hanson, you know, with the red streaks on top of the blue blobs, we got a painting with blue blobs…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I want you to investigate her.” -Roger “Her? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Not trusting your own fiancée.” -Tommy “She’s not my fiancée.” -Roger “Then whose fiancée is she?” -Tommy “My brother’s.” -Roger “Was this his idea?” -Tommy “No, and I’d prefer that he…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re what?!” -Joan “I’m engaged.” -Jan “To whom?” -Joan “To Nicky.” -Jan “Nicky, Nicky. I don’t seem to remember a Nicky.” -Joan “We met shortly after Jim.” -Jan “Are you trying to tell me you’re planning on marrying this Nicky after knowing him for only two…