Tag: Funny Friday

  • Funny Friday: Week 9

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:  “Miss Holden, what time is it?” -George  “I don’t know.” -Miss Holden    “Don’t you have a clock in there?” -George “I do? Oh yeah. I see it. Gee, thanks. Now I won’t wonder when my lunch break is anymore.” -Miss Holden  “So, what time is it? Miss…

  • Funny Friday: Week 8

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    “I know I’ve seen you before. I never forget a face.” -Bill “You just remember ones you’ve never seen before, is that it?” -Margy “Hmm?” -Bill “Hmm?” -Margy “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” -Bill “Don’t you? Haven’t we met before? Honestly, that line’s so old it has wrinkles.“ -Margy -From Her Sun Valley…

  • Funny Friday: Week 7

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     “Is he an attractive man?” -Ellen “I guess so. I never really gave it much thought.” -Margy “Then you didn’t notice just how blue his eyes really  are?” -Ellen “Of course not. Anyway, they aren’t blue, they’re brown.” -Margy “Then did you notice how brown his eyes are?” -Ellen “Of course not!  Don’t be ridiculous.…

  • Funny Friday: Week 6

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    “What’s going on in here?” -Maid “I accidentally got my skis stuck on.” -Margy “Now I’ve heard everything.” -Maid “That’s what I said.” -Bill “Did you say they’re stuck on?” -Maid “They’re caught on my pajamas.” Margy “Why are you trying to ski in your pajamas?” -Maid “Well you see I— never mind. You wouldn’t…

  • Funny Friday: Week 5

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    “What’s the matter with your pencil?” -George “What do you mean?” -Miss Holden “It’s so short there’s hardly anything left.” -George “I may have gotten a little carried away while sharpening it.” -Miss Holden “Well, go get a longer one.” -George “But this is the longest one I have.” -Miss Holden “How do you expect…

  • Funny Friday: Week 4

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    “Do you love me?” -Margy “Now what kind of a question is that? Of course I do.” -George “How much?” -Margy “A lot.” -George “Then don’t try to fix my car.” -Margy “What? Why not?” -George “No offense, but the last time you tried to save me a few bucks, it ended up costing me…

  • Funny Friday: Week Three

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    “You probably know that someone came up with a ski pole made from aluminum, instead of bamboo.” -Bell Boy “They did? I mean, that’s what they did all right.” -Margy “What I want to know is, which do you prefer?” -Bell Boy “Well, some prefer the new aluminum, while others feel loyal to bamboo. Personally,…

  • Funny Friday: Week 2

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    “Didn’t you go to secretarial school?” -George                        “Yes. For three courses.” -Miss Holden “Three? It’s only supposed to take one.” -George “I didn’t pass the first two times.” -Miss Holden “How did you make it the third time?“ -George “I’m not sure. All I…

  • Funny Friday: Week 1

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Of all the people in the world, why’d you have to be Bill O’Brien? ” –Margy “You can’t blame that one on me.” –Bill                                            …

  • Funny Friday

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    Every Friday I select humorous lines from one of my plays and showcase them here. Don’t miss a single one!