Tag: Plays

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I know I’m not the greatest catch in the world, and I’m by no means rich, and-” -Bill “Bill O’Brien, are you trying to talk me in or out of marrying you?” -Margy “I-” -Bill “Because if you’re trying to talk me out of it, you…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you hear about the woman who got stuck in a pair of skis?” -Woman “Yeah, it sounds like she was trying to ski in her hotel room or something.” -Man “How do you suppose she did it?” -Woman “Search me. She must be some sort…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is Mr. Walton in?” -Bill “Why yes, he is. Do you have an appointment, Mr…?” -Miss Holden “O’Brien. And yes, I have.” -Bill “Have what?” -Miss Holden “An appointment.” -Bill “Oh, of course. How silly of me. A Mr. Appointment to see you, Mr. Walton.” -Miss Holden “Who?”…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “How is Ellen?” -George “She is so happy. Just like a newlywed.” -Margy “That’s a good way for a newlywed to be.” -George “She and John have a place all picked out. It’s the cutest little house with a white picket fence. I just love white…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “That didn’t sound good, did it?” -Bill “No, it didn’t.” -Margy “Yup, your coat’s torn all right.” -Bill “I had a feeling.” -Margy “I don’t suppose you could pass it off as the latest style?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose I could.” -Margy “No, I suppose…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I’m glad you have such faith in me. And you’re absolutely right about not having a thing to worry abou-I must say though, he is very attractive. I can see how he would be popular with the ladies.” -Margy Yes, he’s- you can!?” -George “Hmm? Can…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh!” -Margy “Is something wrong?” -Bill “Yes, I think I’m stuck!”-Margy “Stuck?” -Bill “It’s my coat. I think it’s caught on the chair.” -Margy “That’s impossible. A coat couldn’t possibly get stuck on one these chairs.” -Bill   “It sure seems like it’s stuck.” -Margy   …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you notice how brown his eyes are?” -Ellen “Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. Really Ellen, I don’t know where this is coming from.” -Margy “Nowhere in particular. I’ve just never seen you get so worked up over a man before, that’s all.” -Ellen “Of…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Hello? I’d like to place an order.” -Bill “You have to place an order for help?” -Margy                                                          …