Tag: Plays

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you notice how brown his eyes are?” -Ellen “Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. Really Ellen, I don’t know where this is coming from.” -Margy “Nowhere in particular. I’ve just never seen you get so worked up over a man before, that’s all.” -Ellen “Of…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Hello? I’d like to place an order.” -Bill “You have to place an order for help?” -Margy                                                          …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “So that’s what you think I was doing. Trying to pawn a line off on you.” -Bill “That’s exactly what I think.” -Margy “I don’t suppose it would do any good to try and deny it?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose it would.” -Margy “All right…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Please don’t try to fix my car.” -Margy “What? Why not?” -George “No offense, but the last time you tried to save me a few bucks, it ended up costing me three months worth of my paycheck, just to undo what you did.” -Margy    …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I think this watch stopped working.” -George “Why don’t you take it to Ellen’s father? He has a jewelry store. I’m sure he could fix it.” -Margy “Is he any good?” -George “I’ll say he is. Not to mention he has the most beautiful line of…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Frankly, I was a bit surprised when I heard that George wasn’t coming with us.” -Bill  “I don’t see why. After all, George is a very busy man. He can’t just take off for a whole week at a second’s notice.” -Margy “I suppose not. Still,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why did you hit me in the head with your ski?” -Bill “I didn’t mean to.” -Margy “Well, that’s something, anyway.” -Bill “What were you doing?” -Margy “I was trying to get that ski off your foot!” -Bill “Not like that you don’t. I already have…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I can’t believe it! George actually has a jealous streak.” -Ellen “I can hardly believe it myself. You know I was beginning to worry about him? Not anymore, though. The change in him last night was absolutely fantastic!” -Margy “Incredible!” -Ellen “And that’s not all. He…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “How could you do such a thing?” -Bill “I don’t know, Bill. I guess I thought it would be fun to get trapped in a pair of skis. It just seemed like one of those things you dream of doing your whole life and finally decide…

Here are the line’s for this week’s Funny Friday: “Someday I’m going to have a ring just like that.” -Margy “Well, what’s stopping you?” -Ellen “I think I’d look pretty silly buying myself a ring.” -Margy “You might, but George wouldn’t.” -Ellen “He’ll get around to it one of these days.” -Margy “My dear, if…