Tag: Scripts

  • Funny Friday: Week 43

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh, no. When the men must have taken the newspaper along with the table and lamp.” -Joan “Of course they did!” -Roger “Now don’t be upset. Tomorrow I’ll get you two newspapers and then you’ll end up even.” -Joan “How do you figure? It’ll be the…

  • Funny Friday: Week 42

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Who told you that you could give Walter the weekend off?” -Roger “Well, there was no point in his staying here while the moving men were coming and going. I gave Barbara the day off too.” -Joan “You did what!?” -Roger “Now there’s no need to…

  • Funny Friday: Week 41

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why was that policeman down here?” -Mr. Anderson “He’s…an old friend of mine. He was in the neighborhood, and decided to drop by and come see me.” -Diane “Oh, who is he? Maybe I know him.” -Mrs. Anderson I…I doubt it.” -Diane “So do I.” -Mr.…

  • Funny Friday: Week 40

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Ah hah!” -Diane “What?” -Mark “That necklace!” -Diane “Isn’t a honey? It’s a replica of the Princess’s Pride. You know, the one that was stolen from the museum a few weeks ago.” -Mark “A replica, huh?” -Diane “Yeah. You’d be surprised how many people are interested…

  • Funny Friday: Week 39

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “We thought we’d come and introduce ourselves.” -Mr.Anderson “What do you mean, we? It was my idea to come down here.” -Mrs. Anderson “Well, it was my idea to bring the newspaper. You never would have thought of bringing the newspaper.” -Mr. Anderson “Hog wash! I…

  • Funny Friday: Week 38

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is there anything here that you’d want to buy?” -Mark “Maybe later. I really have to get going on my novel.” -Diane                        “Yeah, you have that two month deadline.” -Mark “How did you know? I…

  • The Secret Of Miss Freeman’s Basement Scene 3: Starting The Investigation

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    Here is the scene where Diane meets Detective Harrison for the first time.

  • Funny Friday: Week 37

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “These chairs will have to go, too.” -Joan “Is there anything that won’t have to go?” -Roger “That can stay.” -Joan “Good. I always liked that table.” -Roger “No, not the table. The lamp that’s sitting on top of the table.” -Joan “Oh.” -Roger -From The…

  • Funny Friday: Week 36

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you a business associate of Mr. Marshall’s, Tommy?” -Barbara “In a way.” -Tommy “What do you mean?” -Barbara “Well, I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but I’m a private investigator.” -Tommy “Honest?” -Barbara “I’m licensed and everything.” -Tommy “How exciting. What are you working…

  • Funny Friday: Week 35

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re a penny pincher.” -Joan “A what?” -Roger “A penny pincher. But not just with your money. Somehow, you seemed to have gotten the idea that you have to keep your hand on Mr. Thompson’s wallet too.” -Joan “I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong idea.” -Roger…