Tag: Scripts

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Shall I bring out your regular?” -Charles “My..my regular?” -Roger “Yes. Would you like it now or later, Mr. Marshall?” -Charles “I’m-” -Roger “I’m afraid you’ve made a terrible mistake. This is not Mr. Marshall.” -Joan “It’s not?” -Charles No. This is Mr. Martell.” -Joan “Oh,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Tell me, how did you get to be an interior decorator?” -Roger “My boss is an old family friend. When I was a little girl, he decorated our house. I would tell him all of my ideas. Of course, some were a little over the top,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Good morning. I’m ready to get started.” -Joan “I’m sorry to inform you, but we will not be able to take advantage of your services after all.” -Roger “I beg your pardon?” -Joan “I said-” -Roger “I understood you the first time. Well, anyway, well enough…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “This is going to sound…a little unusual, but while the interior decorator, Miss Halliday, is here, I’m going to have to ask you to do things a little differently.” -Roger “What do you mean, Mr. Marshall?” -Barbara “That right there, for starters. Whenever she’s here, there…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Well, what’d they say?” -Jan “Apparently Serena Parkinson already called up. She didn’t appreciate being called an interior decorator.” -Joan “And why not, may I ask? I happen to have one of the finest interior decorating businesses in all of New York City, if not the…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you expecting someone?” -Nick “It can’t be.” -Roger “What?” -Nick “I mean, no. I’m not expecting anyone. Who would be coming here at this time of the night?” -Roger “It’s only three in the afternoon.” -Nick -From The Wrong Miss Halliday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I still don’t see why, out of the hundreds of wonderful restaurants in New York City, we had to come here.” -Joan “You said you’d like to go anywhere that wasn’t our apartment or the interior decorator studio.” -Jan “That’s because they’re both filled from top…

“You really want me to fight for your sister?” -Roger “Yes, I do.” -Jan “But why? Didn’t you hear me say I was trying to spy on you?” -Roger “Yes, I heard that, and believe me, it’s going to take me a long time before I can forget that one. However, I’m not asking you…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Roger, you seem to be missing some important facts here. I was never engaged to Joan. It’s always been Jan, right from the start.” -Nick “Always been Jan…you and Joan were never…and all this time…I’ve had the wrong Miss Halliday—Tommy, how could you have made such…