Author: Taylor Barstad

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Frankly, I was a bit surprised when I heard that George wasn’t coming with us.” -Bill  “I don’t see why. After all, George is a very busy man. He can’t just take off for a whole week at a second’s notice.” -Margy “I suppose not. Still,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why did you hit me in the head with your ski?” -Bill “I didn’t mean to.” -Margy “Well, that’s something, anyway.” -Bill “What were you doing?” -Margy “I was trying to get that ski off your foot!” -Bill “Not like that you don’t. I already have…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I can’t believe it! George actually has a jealous streak.” -Ellen “I can hardly believe it myself. You know I was beginning to worry about him? Not anymore, though. The change in him last night was absolutely fantastic!” -Margy “Incredible!” -Ellen “And that’s not all. He…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “How could you do such a thing?” -Bill “I don’t know, Bill. I guess I thought it would be fun to get trapped in a pair of skis. It just seemed like one of those things you dream of doing your whole life and finally decide…

Here are the line’s for this week’s Funny Friday: “Someday I’m going to have a ring just like that.” -Margy “Well, what’s stopping you?” -Ellen “I think I’d look pretty silly buying myself a ring.” -Margy “You might, but George wouldn’t.” -Ellen “He’ll get around to it one of these days.” -Margy “My dear, if…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Get me the name and address of the best jeweler in town. I have little something to do before I leave. Something I’ve put off for far too long.” -George “Oh? What?” -Miss Holden “I’m going to buy an engagement ring.” -George “Whatever for?” -Miss Holden…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Skiing for beginners? What are you doing with this?” -Bill “I thought I’d try to take pictures with it instead of my camera. What do you think I’m doing with it?” -Margy “You don’t think you’re going to learn to ski with that book, do you?”…