Funny Friday: Week 41

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:

“Why was that policeman down here?” -Mr. Anderson

“He’s…an old friend of mine. He was in the neighborhood, and decided to drop by and come see me.” -Diane

“Oh, who is he? Maybe I know him.” -Mrs. Anderson

I…I doubt it.” -Diane

“So do I.” -Mr. Anderson

“What do you mean by that?” -Mrs. Anderson

“You don’t know any policemen.” -Mr. Anderson

-From The Secret Of Miss Freeman’s Basement