Tag: Funny Friday

  • Funny Friday: Week 36

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you a business associate of Mr. Marshall’s, Tommy?” -Barbara “In a way.” -Tommy “What do you mean?” -Barbara “Well, I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but I’m a private investigator.” -Tommy “Honest?” -Barbara “I’m licensed and everything.” -Tommy “How exciting. What are you working…

  • Funny Friday: Week 35

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re a penny pincher.” -Joan “A what?” -Roger “A penny pincher. But not just with your money. Somehow, you seemed to have gotten the idea that you have to keep your hand on Mr. Thompson’s wallet too.” -Joan “I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong idea.” -Roger…

  • Funny Friday: Week 34

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    Here are the line’s for this week’s Funny Friday: “Wait a second, where’s Mrs. Larks?” -Roger “She doesn’t work here anymore.” -Walter “She quit? Why?” –Roger “I believe she found your temperament a bit…off putting.” -Walter “What’s wrong with my temperament?” -Roger  “Oh, nothing’s wrong with it Mr. Marshall. I enjoy working for you, no…

  • Funny Friday: Week 33

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “No wonder Mr. Thompson wanted to redecorate. This painting is ridiculous.” -Joan “That painting just happens to be a Ruineré original, worth over two hundred thousand dollars.” -Roger “I wouldn’t count on that. Anyway, that doesn’t change the fact that it just doesn’t belong in this…

  • Funny Friday: Week 32

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:   “What’s the problem this time, Mr. Lawson? You said something about the wrong painting?” -Joan  “Yes! Instead of that one painting we ordered for Mrs. Hanson, you know, with the red streaks on top of the blue blobs, we got a painting with blue blobs…

  • Funny Friday: Week 31

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I want you to investigate her.” -Roger “Her? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Not trusting your own fiancée.” -Tommy “She’s not my fiancée.” -Roger “Then whose fiancée is she?” -Tommy “My brother’s.” -Roger “Was this his idea?” -Tommy “No, and I’d prefer that he…

  • Funny Friday: Week 30

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re what?!” -Joan “I’m engaged.” -Jan “To whom?” -Joan “To Nicky.” -Jan “Nicky, Nicky. I don’t seem to remember a Nicky.” -Joan “We met shortly after Jim.” -Jan “Are you trying to tell me you’re planning on marrying this Nicky after knowing him for only two…

  • Funny Friday: Week 29

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I know I’m not the greatest catch in the world, and I’m by no means rich, and-” -Bill “Bill O’Brien, are you trying to talk me in or out of marrying you?” -Margy “I-” -Bill “Because if you’re trying to talk me out of it, you…

  • Funny Friday: Week 28

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you hear about the woman who got stuck in a pair of skis?” -Woman “Yeah, it sounds like she was trying to ski in her hotel room or something.” -Man “How do you suppose she did it?” -Woman “Search me. She must be some sort…

  • Funny Friday: Week 27

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is Mr. Walton in?” -Bill “Why yes, he is. Do you have an appointment, Mr…?” -Miss Holden “O’Brien. And yes, I have.” -Bill “Have what?” -Miss Holden “An appointment.” -Bill “Oh, of course. How silly of me. A Mr. Appointment to see you, Mr. Walton.” -Miss Holden “Who?”…