Funny Friday: Week 45

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:


“You know, I’ve been thinking. Going to a restaurant really isn’t much of an apology. It would be a lot better if I made you something.” -Roger

“But have you ever cooked before?” -Joan

“No, but like they say, there’s a first time for everything.” -Roger

“I’ll tell you what. I’ll make dinner tonight.” -Joan

“That doesn’t seem fair. Having to cook your own apology.” -Roger

“Look at it this way. Neither one of us knows what you’re cooking is like. For all we know it could be dangerous. I could very well be saving ourselves a trip to the hospital.” -Joan

“You might be right about that one.” -Roger


-From The Wrong Miss Halliday


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