Tag: The Wrong Miss Halliday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Shall I bring out your regular?” -Charles “My..my regular?” -Roger “Yes. Would you like it now or later, Mr. Marshall?” -Charles “I’m-” -Roger “I’m afraid you’ve made a terrible mistake. This is not Mr. Marshall.” -Joan “It’s not?” -Charles No. This is Mr. Martell.” -Joan “Oh,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Tell me, how did you get to be an interior decorator?” -Roger “My boss is an old family friend. When I was a little girl, he decorated our house. I would tell him all of my ideas. Of course, some were a little over the top,…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Good morning. I’m ready to get started.” -Joan “I’m sorry to inform you, but we will not be able to take advantage of your services after all.” -Roger “I beg your pardon?” -Joan “I said-” -Roger “I understood you the first time. Well, anyway, well enough…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “This is going to sound…a little unusual, but while the interior decorator, Miss Halliday, is here, I’m going to have to ask you to do things a little differently.” -Roger “What do you mean, Mr. Marshall?” -Barbara “That right there, for starters. Whenever she’s here, there…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Well, what’d they say?” -Jan “Apparently Serena Parkinson already called up. She didn’t appreciate being called an interior decorator.” -Joan “And why not, may I ask? I happen to have one of the finest interior decorating businesses in all of New York City, if not the…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you expecting someone?” -Nick “It can’t be.” -Roger “What?” -Nick “I mean, no. I’m not expecting anyone. Who would be coming here at this time of the night?” -Roger “It’s only three in the afternoon.” -Nick -From The Wrong Miss Halliday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I still don’t see why, out of the hundreds of wonderful restaurants in New York City, we had to come here.” -Joan “You said you’d like to go anywhere that wasn’t our apartment or the interior decorator studio.” -Jan “That’s because they’re both filled from top…

“You really want me to fight for your sister?” -Roger “Yes, I do.” -Jan “But why? Didn’t you hear me say I was trying to spy on you?” -Roger “Yes, I heard that, and believe me, it’s going to take me a long time before I can forget that one. However, I’m not asking you…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Roger, you seem to be missing some important facts here. I was never engaged to Joan. It’s always been Jan, right from the start.” -Nick “Always been Jan…you and Joan were never…and all this time…I’ve had the wrong Miss Halliday—Tommy, how could you have made such…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “What are you doing sitting on the floor?” -Joan “I wanted to pretend I was in Japan. Why didn’t you tell me you were going to take all of the furniture out?” -Roger “I did. You just weren’t paying attention. Yesterday before I left, I told…