Tag: The Wrong Miss Halliday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Roger, you seem to be missing some important facts here. I was never engaged to Joan. It’s always been Jan, right from the start.” -Nick “Always been Jan…you and Joan were never…and all this time…I’ve had the wrong Miss Halliday—Tommy, how could you have made such…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “What are you doing sitting on the floor?” -Joan “I wanted to pretend I was in Japan. Why didn’t you tell me you were going to take all of the furniture out?” -Roger “I did. You just weren’t paying attention. Yesterday before I left, I told…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Didn’t he tell you anything?” -Mr. Lawson  “Not really. He’s hoping we’ll tell him what he should do.” -Joan  “How odd.” -Mr. Lawson “That’s what I thought.” -Joan “Odd or not, at least he’s a paying customer. You can’t complain about that.” -Mr. Lawson “I don’t…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I didn’t know what to expect, but that’s delicious.” -Roger “Didn’t know what to expect? You sound like you’ve never had fried chicken before.” -Joan “I haven’t.” -Roger “You haven’t?” -Joan “Nope. What’s more, I’ve never even been on a picnic before, inside or outside.” -Roger…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Barbara?” -Tommy “Yes?” -Barbara “Would..would you like to go out for dinner with me tonight? Around 7:45?” -Tommy “I’d love to.” -Barbara “Gee, that’s swell!” -Tommy “I’ll start getting ready right now!” -Barbara “It’s still a few hours before then.” -Tommy “That’s okay. I like to…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Where is your sister? She was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago.” -Mr. Lawson  “I’m sure she’ll be here any second.” -Joan “She better be, or I’ll have to fire her again.” -Mr. Lawson “Mr. Lawson, what’s the point in firing her when you know…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh, by the way, did you pay the rent this month?” -Jan “No, you said you were going to.” -Joan “No I didn’t.” -Jan “Jan, I distinctly remember you saying that you were going to do it this month.” -Joan “If I had said that I…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You know, I’ve been thinking. Going to a restaurant really isn’t much of an apology. It would be a lot better if I made you something.” -Roger “But have you ever cooked before?” -Joan “No, but like they say, there’s a first time for everything.” -Roger…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh, no. When the men must have taken the newspaper along with the table and lamp.” -Joan “Of course they did!” -Roger “Now don’t be upset. Tomorrow I’ll get you two newspapers and then you’ll end up even.” -Joan “How do you figure? It’ll be the…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Who told you that you could give Walter the weekend off?” -Roger “Well, there was no point in his staying here while the moving men were coming and going. I gave Barbara the day off too.” -Joan “You did what!?” -Roger “Now there’s no need to…