Funny Friday: Week 54

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:


“I still don’t see why, out of the hundreds of wonderful restaurants in New York City, we had to come here.” -Joan

“You said you’d like to go anywhere that wasn’t our apartment or the interior decorator studio.” -Jan

“That’s because they’re both filled from top to bottom with roses. They both smelled like a sachet bag.” -Joan

“Well, this place isn’t full of roses. A few rose petals, but not vases of roses.” -Jan

“No, but it’s still full of the Marshall’s name. Honestly, isn’t there anything that man doesn’t own? It feels like everywhere I turn, there’s Marshall. I never knew someone could take such a disliking to a name.” -Joan

“Be careful, Joan. Before too long, that’s going to be my name.” -Jan


-From The Wrong Miss Halliday


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