Tag: The Wrong Miss Halliday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Didn’t he tell you anything?” -Mr. Lawson  “Not really. He’s hoping we’ll tell him what he should do.” -Joan  “How odd.” -Mr. Lawson “That’s what I thought.” -Joan “Odd or not, at least he’s a paying customer. You can’t complain about that.” -Mr. Lawson “I don’t…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I didn’t know what to expect, but that’s delicious.” -Roger “Didn’t know what to expect? You sound like you’ve never had fried chicken before.” -Joan “I haven’t.” -Roger “You haven’t?” -Joan “Nope. What’s more, I’ve never even been on a picnic before, inside or outside.” -Roger…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Barbara?” -Tommy “Yes?” -Barbara “Would..would you like to go out for dinner with me tonight? Around 7:45?” -Tommy “I’d love to.” -Barbara “Gee, that’s swell!” -Tommy “I’ll start getting ready right now!” -Barbara “It’s still a few hours before then.” -Tommy “That’s okay. I like to…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Where is your sister? She was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago.” -Mr. Lawson  “I’m sure she’ll be here any second.” -Joan “She better be, or I’ll have to fire her again.” -Mr. Lawson “Mr. Lawson, what’s the point in firing her when you know…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh, by the way, did you pay the rent this month?” -Jan “No, you said you were going to.” -Joan “No I didn’t.” -Jan “Jan, I distinctly remember you saying that you were going to do it this month.” -Joan “If I had said that I…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You know, I’ve been thinking. Going to a restaurant really isn’t much of an apology. It would be a lot better if I made you something.” -Roger “But have you ever cooked before?” -Joan “No, but like they say, there’s a first time for everything.” -Roger…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh, no. When the men must have taken the newspaper along with the table and lamp.” -Joan “Of course they did!” -Roger “Now don’t be upset. Tomorrow I’ll get you two newspapers and then you’ll end up even.” -Joan “How do you figure? It’ll be the…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Who told you that you could give Walter the weekend off?” -Roger “Well, there was no point in his staying here while the moving men were coming and going. I gave Barbara the day off too.” -Joan “You did what!?” -Roger “Now there’s no need to…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “These chairs will have to go, too.” -Joan “Is there anything that won’t have to go?” -Roger “That can stay.” -Joan “Good. I always liked that table.” -Roger “No, not the table. The lamp that’s sitting on top of the table.” -Joan “Oh.” -Roger -From The…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you a business associate of Mr. Marshall’s, Tommy?” -Barbara “In a way.” -Tommy “What do you mean?” -Barbara “Well, I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but I’m a private investigator.” -Tommy “Honest?” -Barbara “I’m licensed and everything.” -Tommy “How exciting. What are you working…