Category: Funny Friday

  • Funny Friday: Week 33

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “No wonder Mr. Thompson wanted to redecorate. This painting is ridiculous.” -Joan “That painting just happens to be a Ruineré original, worth over two hundred thousand dollars.” -Roger “I wouldn’t count on that. Anyway, that doesn’t change the fact that it just doesn’t belong in this…

  • Funny Friday: Week 32

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:   “What’s the problem this time, Mr. Lawson? You said something about the wrong painting?” -Joan  “Yes! Instead of that one painting we ordered for Mrs. Hanson, you know, with the red streaks on top of the blue blobs, we got a painting with blue blobs…

  • Funny Friday: Week 31

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I want you to investigate her.” -Roger “Her? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Not trusting your own fiancée.” -Tommy “She’s not my fiancée.” -Roger “Then whose fiancée is she?” -Tommy “My brother’s.” -Roger “Was this his idea?” -Tommy “No, and I’d prefer that he…

  • Funny Friday: Week 30

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re what?!” -Joan “I’m engaged.” -Jan “To whom?” -Joan “To Nicky.” -Jan “Nicky, Nicky. I don’t seem to remember a Nicky.” -Joan “We met shortly after Jim.” -Jan “Are you trying to tell me you’re planning on marrying this Nicky after knowing him for only two…

  • Funny Friday: Week 29

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I know I’m not the greatest catch in the world, and I’m by no means rich, and-” -Bill “Bill O’Brien, are you trying to talk me in or out of marrying you?” -Margy “I-” -Bill “Because if you’re trying to talk me out of it, you…

  • Funny Friday: Week 28

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you hear about the woman who got stuck in a pair of skis?” -Woman “Yeah, it sounds like she was trying to ski in her hotel room or something.” -Man “How do you suppose she did it?” -Woman “Search me. She must be some sort…

  • Funny Friday: Week 27

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is Mr. Walton in?” -Bill “Why yes, he is. Do you have an appointment, Mr…?” -Miss Holden “O’Brien. And yes, I have.” -Bill “Have what?” -Miss Holden “An appointment.” -Bill “Oh, of course. How silly of me. A Mr. Appointment to see you, Mr. Walton.” -Miss Holden “Who?”…

  • Funny Friday: Week 26

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “How is Ellen?” -George “She is so happy. Just like a newlywed.” -Margy “That’s a good way for a newlywed to be.” -George “She and John have a place all picked out. It’s the cutest little house with a white picket fence. I just love white…

  • Funny Friday: Week 25

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “That didn’t sound good, did it?” -Bill “No, it didn’t.” -Margy “Yup, your coat’s torn all right.” -Bill “I had a feeling.” -Margy “I don’t suppose you could pass it off as the latest style?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose I could.” -Margy “No, I suppose…

  • Funny Friday: Week 24

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I’m glad you have such faith in me. And you’re absolutely right about not having a thing to worry abou-I must say though, he is very attractive. I can see how he would be popular with the ladies.” -Margy Yes, he’s- you can!?” -George “Hmm? Can…