Category: Funny Friday

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “How is Ellen?” -George “She is so happy. Just like a newlywed.” -Margy “That’s a good way for a newlywed to be.” -George “She and John have a place all picked out. It’s the cutest little house with a white picket fence. I just love white…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “That didn’t sound good, did it?” -Bill “No, it didn’t.” -Margy “Yup, your coat’s torn all right.” -Bill “I had a feeling.” -Margy “I don’t suppose you could pass it off as the latest style?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose I could.” -Margy “No, I suppose…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I’m glad you have such faith in me. And you’re absolutely right about not having a thing to worry abou-I must say though, he is very attractive. I can see how he would be popular with the ladies.” -Margy Yes, he’s- you can!?” -George “Hmm? Can…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Oh!” -Margy “Is something wrong?” -Bill “Yes, I think I’m stuck!”-Margy “Stuck?” -Bill “It’s my coat. I think it’s caught on the chair.” -Margy “That’s impossible. A coat couldn’t possibly get stuck on one these chairs.” -Bill   “It sure seems like it’s stuck.” -Margy   …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Did you notice how brown his eyes are?” -Ellen “Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. Really Ellen, I don’t know where this is coming from.” -Margy “Nowhere in particular. I’ve just never seen you get so worked up over a man before, that’s all.” -Ellen “Of…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Hello? I’d like to place an order.” -Bill “You have to place an order for help?” -Margy                                                          …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “So that’s what you think I was doing. Trying to pawn a line off on you.” -Bill “That’s exactly what I think.” -Margy “I don’t suppose it would do any good to try and deny it?” -Bill “No, I don’t suppose it would.” -Margy “All right…

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Please don’t try to fix my car.” -Margy “What? Why not?” -George “No offense, but the last time you tried to save me a few bucks, it ended up costing me three months worth of my paycheck, just to undo what you did.” -Margy    …

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “I think this watch stopped working.” -George “Why don’t you take it to Ellen’s father? He has a jewelry store. I’m sure he could fix it.” -Margy “Is he any good?” -George “I’ll say he is. Not to mention he has the most beautiful line of…