Category: Funny Friday

  • Funny Friday: Week Three

    “You probably know that someone came up with a ski pole made from aluminum, instead of bamboo.” -Bell Boy “They did? I mean, that’s what they did all right.” -Margy “What I want to know is, which do you prefer?” -Bell Boy “Well, some prefer the new aluminum, while others feel loyal to bamboo. Personally,…

  • Funny Friday: Week 2

    “Didn’t you go to secretarial school?” -George                        “Yes. For three courses.” -Miss Holden “Three? It’s only supposed to take one.” -George “I didn’t pass the first two times.” -Miss Holden “How did you make it the third time?“ -George “I’m not sure. All I…

  • Funny Friday: Week 1

    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Of all the people in the world, why’d you have to be Bill O’Brien? ” –Margy “You can’t blame that one on me.” –Bill                                            …

  • Funny Friday

    Every Friday I select humorous lines from one of my plays and showcase them here. Don’t miss a single one!