Tag: Funny Friday

  • Funny Friday: Week 41

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Why was that policeman down here?” -Mr. Anderson “He’s…an old friend of mine. He was in the neighborhood, and decided to drop by and come see me.” -Diane “Oh, who is he? Maybe I know him.” -Mrs. Anderson I…I doubt it.” -Diane “So do I.” -Mr.…

  • Funny Friday: Week 40

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Ah hah!” -Diane “What?” -Mark “That necklace!” -Diane “Isn’t a honey? It’s a replica of the Princess’s Pride. You know, the one that was stolen from the museum a few weeks ago.” -Mark “A replica, huh?” -Diane “Yeah. You’d be surprised how many people are interested…

  • Funny Friday: Week 39

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “We thought we’d come and introduce ourselves.” -Mr.Anderson “What do you mean, we? It was my idea to come down here.” -Mrs. Anderson “Well, it was my idea to bring the newspaper. You never would have thought of bringing the newspaper.” -Mr. Anderson “Hog wash! I…

  • Funny Friday: Week 38

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Is there anything here that you’d want to buy?” -Mark “Maybe later. I really have to get going on my novel.” -Diane                        “Yeah, you have that two month deadline.” -Mark “How did you know? I…

  • Funny Friday: Week 37

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “These chairs will have to go, too.” -Joan “Is there anything that won’t have to go?” -Roger “That can stay.” -Joan “Good. I always liked that table.” -Roger “No, not the table. The lamp that’s sitting on top of the table.” -Joan “Oh.” -Roger -From The…

  • Funny Friday: Week 36

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “Are you a business associate of Mr. Marshall’s, Tommy?” -Barbara “In a way.” -Tommy “What do you mean?” -Barbara “Well, I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but I’m a private investigator.” -Tommy “Honest?” -Barbara “I’m licensed and everything.” -Tommy “How exciting. What are you working…

  • Funny Friday: Week 35

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “You’re a penny pincher.” -Joan “A what?” -Roger “A penny pincher. But not just with your money. Somehow, you seemed to have gotten the idea that you have to keep your hand on Mr. Thompson’s wallet too.” -Joan “I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong idea.” -Roger…

  • Funny Friday: Week 34

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    Here are the line’s for this week’s Funny Friday: “Wait a second, where’s Mrs. Larks?” -Roger “She doesn’t work here anymore.” -Walter “She quit? Why?” –Roger “I believe she found your temperament a bit…off putting.” -Walter “What’s wrong with my temperament?” -Roger  “Oh, nothing’s wrong with it Mr. Marshall. I enjoy working for you, no…

  • Funny Friday: Week 33

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday: “No wonder Mr. Thompson wanted to redecorate. This painting is ridiculous.” -Joan “That painting just happens to be a Ruineré original, worth over two hundred thousand dollars.” -Roger “I wouldn’t count on that. Anyway, that doesn’t change the fact that it just doesn’t belong in this…

  • Funny Friday: Week 32

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    Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:   “What’s the problem this time, Mr. Lawson? You said something about the wrong painting?” -Joan  “Yes! Instead of that one painting we ordered for Mrs. Hanson, you know, with the red streaks on top of the blue blobs, we got a painting with blue blobs…