Funny Friday: Week 30

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:

“You’re what?!” -Joan

“I’m engaged.” -Jan

“To whom?” -Joan

“To Nicky.” -Jan

“Nicky, Nicky. I don’t seem to remember a Nicky.” -Joan

“We met shortly after Jim.” -Jan

“Are you trying to tell me you’re planning on marrying this Nicky after knowing him for only two weeks?” -Joan

“Three weeks.” -Jan

I beg your pardon?” -Joan

“I’ve known him for three weeks. Three weeks and two days to be exact.” -Jan

“Well, now that puts a whole different complexion on things, doesn’t it? Personally, I’m surprised you waited so long.” -Joan

-From The Wrong Miss Halliday