Funny Friday: Week 32

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:

  “What’s the problem this time, Mr. Lawson? You said something about the wrong painting?” -Joan

 “Yes! Instead of that one painting we ordered for Mrs. Hanson, you know, with the red streaks on top of the blue blobs, we got a painting with blue blobs on top of red streaks.” -Mr. Lawson

“Where is the painting?” -Joan

 “Right here.” -Mr. Lawson

“You mean this painting?” -Joan

“What happened to it? It’s the right painting now.” -Mr. Lawson

“You had it upside down.” -Joan

“I did?” -Mr. Lawson

“Mmm Hmm.” -Joan

“Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. This new kind of art baffles me. A bit of paint here, a splash of paint there. Personally I think more work goes into painting the wall behind the canvas than the masterpiece itself.” -Mr. Lawson

-From The Wrong Miss Halliday