Funny Friday: Week 39

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:

“We thought we’d come and introduce ourselves.” -Mr.Anderson

“What do you mean, we? It was my idea to come down here.” -Mrs. Anderson

“Well, it was my idea to bring the newspaper. You never would have thought of bringing the newspaper.” -Mr. Anderson

“Hog wash! I was the one who pointed out that Miss Randall probably hadn’t had time to change her subscription to her apartment yet.” -Mrs. Anderson

“Excuse me. What newspaper?” -Diane

“But you never said anything about bringing our newspaper.” -Mr. Anderson

“I was getting around to it. If you hadn’t interrupted me, I would have said it.” -Mrs. Anderson

“Is that so?” -Mr. Anderson

“What newspaper!” -Diane

“You don’t have to yell, dear. We’re not deaf. Though sometimes I wonder.” -Mrs. Anderson

“What’s that supposed to mean?” -Mr. Anderson

-From The Secret Of Miss Freeman’s Basement