Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:
“We better get the police.” -Diane
“That won’t be necessary.” -Mark
“Oh, but it is! I just found out that Detective Harrison is a jewel thief.” -Diane
“We still don’t need the police.” -Mark
“Maybe you didn’t hear me. I said a jewel thief? You know, like someone who steals jewels?”-Diane
“I heard you the first time, Diane. Now, if you’ll watch closely, you’ll see why we don’t have to bother with the police.” -Mark
“Handcuffs? How…?” -Diane
“Are you surprised?” -Mark
“Very! For Pete’s sake, don’t tell me that you’re the police.” -Diane
‘Not quite. I’m with the F.B.I.” -Mark
-From The Secret Of Miss Freeman’s Basement

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