Funny Friday: Week 62

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:

“You see, what I showed you earlier wasn’t the real thing. Just a good copy.” -Diane

“I’m surprised at you, Harrison. I would have expected you to be more thorough than this.” -Mark

“How did I know that she was going to trick me? Of all the apartment buildings in New York City, and I had to pick this one.” -Detective Harrison

“Why did you pick this one?” -Diane

“Are you kidding? The rest of the apartments in the area charge twice as much. That’s highway robbery.” -Detective Harrison

“And you can’t stand thieves.” -Diane

“You’re really going to have to learn to love yourself. In prison, that is.” -Mark

-From The Secret Of Miss Freeman’s Basement


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