Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:
“I want you to investigate her.” -Roger
“Her? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Not trusting your own fiancée.” -Tommy
“She’s not my fiancée.” -Roger
“Then whose fiancée is she?” -Tommy
“My brother’s.” -Roger
“Was this his idea?” -Tommy
“No, and I’d prefer that he doesn’t find out, either. I have a feeling he wouldn’t be too keen on the idea.” -Roger
“All right. Why do you want her investigated, anyway?” -Tommy
“Because I want to make sure that she’s not some opportunistic little gold digger. My brother is so head over heels about this girl, she could probably grab his wallet right out of his suit and he wouldn’t even notice it.” -Roger
“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. If she were grabbing his wallet out of his suit, he would see it. That is if his eyes were opened. Now if his eyes were closed-“-Tommy
“Tommy!” -Roger
-From The Wrong Miss Halliday
Plays By Taylor 
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