Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:
“Oh, no. When the men must have taken the newspaper along with the table and lamp.” -Joan
“Of course they did!” -Roger
“Now don’t be upset. Tomorrow I’ll get you two newspapers and then you’ll end up even.” -Joan
“How do you figure? It’ll be the same exact paper.” -Roger
“Oh, that’s true. Will it help if I say I’m sorry? No, I guess not.” -Joan
“Wait a second. You said they took the table and the lamp? You said that lamp could stay!” -Roger
“I know I did, but once I took a closer look at it, it really didn’t fit.” Joan
“In the matter of one day, you managed to take the furniture, the staff, even my peace of mind. I’m scared stiff to see what you’ll take for an encore.” -Roger
“I’ll tell you what I’m going to take. I’m going to take myself out right out that door and never come back. In other words, I quit!” -Joan
“Quit? You can’t quit! You’ve already emptied the place out!” -Roger
-From The Wrong Miss Halliday
Plays By Taylor 
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