Funny Friday: Week 53

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:


“Roger, you seem to be missing some important facts here. I was never engaged to Joan. It’s always been Jan, right from the start.” -Nick

“Always been Jan…you and Joan were never…and all this time…I’ve had the wrong Miss Halliday—Tommy, how could you have made such a stupid mistake!?” -Roger

“Well, you see, I..don’t know. I’m sorry, Mr. Marshall.” -Tommy

“Now I’m the confused one. What does he have to with anything? And how did you know about Joan? Why did you think I was engaged to her?” -Nick

“Oh boy.” -Roger

“Is that all you can say? Oh boy?” -Nick

“No, it’s just that I know what your reaction’s going to be once I answer all of your questions.” -Roger

“Yeah, a sock in the jaw.” -Tommy

“That bad, huh?” -Nick

“Worse.” -Roger


From The Wrong Miss Halliday


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