Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:
“This is going to sound…a little unusual, but while the interior decorator, Miss Halliday, is here, I’m going to have to ask you to do things a little differently.” -Roger
“What do you mean, Mr. Marshall?” -Barbara
“That right there, for starters. Whenever she’s here, there will be no calling me Mr. Marshall. My name will be Roger Martell. You’ll call me Roger.” -Roger
“Yes, sir. You’re the boss.” -Walter
“Not anymore. See, Miss Halliday thinks this place is owned by a Mr. Thompson, so while she’s working here, I’ll be pretending to be the butler.” -Roger
“What about me? Who am I supposed to be?” -Walter
“You’ll still be the butler, just the upstairs butler.” -Roger
“What about me?” -Barbara
“You’re still the maid. Upstairs and downstairs.” -Roger
“You mean I don’t have to do anything differently?” -Barbara
“No.” -Roger
‘Oh, nuts.” -Barbara
-From The Wrong Miss Halliday
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