Funny Friday: Week 42

Here are the lines for this week’s Funny Friday:


“Who told you that you could give Walter the weekend off?” -Roger

“Well, there was no point in his staying here while the moving men were coming and going. I gave Barbara the day off too.” -Joan

“You did what!?” -Roger

“Now there’s no need to get so upset. You know, why don’t you take the weekend off? I bet it would do you a lot of good.” -Joan

“No, thank you.” -Roger

“I didn’t figure you would. How about some coffee, then?” -Joan

“You gave Barbara the day off, remember?” -Roger

“I can make coffee. I’m sure you‘ll feel better once you’ve had a cup of nice, hot coffee.” -Joan

“I don’t like to drink coffee.” -Roger

“Well, that explains your whole problem.” -Joan


-From The Wrong Miss Halliday


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